Jan 6, 2011

Get To Know Anna May Fetcher, The First Heiress.

Ashton became tired, so now I guess I'm stuck with you lot.

I believe I may have to introduced myself, I am Anna May Fetcher the current heiress of the Fetcher blood-line. And severely annoyed mother of too many children. How am I supposed to maintain a healthy lifestyle when I crave stealing candies from my enfants? It's very difficult, I suppose but I somehow manage.
(P.S. You must admit that this is a very 'Matrix' pose)
I currently have a wish to master the painting skill, and I'm only at level nine and three quarters. I have a long ways to go, at this pace. But I quickly forget such trivial nuisances with a quick flick of my brush. It takes a great deal of concentration to paint a picture of a salmon, or whatever fish I saw on Fishing Fracas, I remember Ashton mentioning something vaguely about salmon... or was it trout? No matter, he's a gardener, not a fisherman.
Oh dear, Ashton may have given you a false impression in yesterday's blog. I have been worried about him lately; he has been acting quite strangely as of late. For example, he's currently reading "I'm Still Cool". Excuse me, but an elderly gentleman should have a tad bit more respect for himself.

This young fellow would be our butler, Will Feming. Quite a stuffy, young chap but I suppose it can't be helped. What with the monocle and all. It was quite a last minute decision to add him to our household as a butler, due to the fact that he didn't exactly come with the house and his room wasn't in the plans. Luckily I thou- I MEAN.. Uhm, oh yes, right. Luckily, our Creator thought to place Butler's room adjacent to the laundry room. She believed it would be a decent hint, what with the machines placed right in front of him, but he doesn't seem to be too sharp.

If I didn't know any better, I could have sworn that Ashton grumbled how my painting resembles that of a headless fish, flopping about. But as I know, he is a caring husband and knows that if were to ever state something so ridiculous, he would be sleeping on his choice of couch.

Ashton: For the record, I do believe I said that. But keep it hush, there are just some things she doesn't need to know.

Note from Creator: Would you notice that there is actually a bathroom he is quite familiar with, almost right behind him? I guess he may have been too enthralled in his book.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and we shall see you tomorrow.






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